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Oh, Tease, behave!
What is flirtation?
"…it is behavior leading another to believe that sexual intimacy is possible, while preventing that possibility from becoming a certainty -The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera"
It's like the most enticing banana split right before your drooling and sweaty self on a hot summer afternoon and you only have 20 bucks left in your wallet. OK, forgive that sucky analogy. You get thy point. And by the way, no pun intended on banana …or split *pinches your pervert arse*.
Flirting is probably second nature to men, women, & what have you sexual orientation alike. Well basically to all breathing and live Homo sapiens with raging hormones and a desire to get more than noticed. Being that, a vhoomhun 21 years of age and sssssingle, I am guilty of being a tease sssssometimes… I can now imagine my girl friends with their eyebrows raised up to their hairline while reading that S word. I meant sometimes, aight?
A lot of women flirt in different ways at every flirting opportunity that they could get hold of. I actually do not know and could not discuss how men, on the other hand, flirt because I'm devastatingly clueless or just overly unassuming of men's bag-her moves. Well maybe except for the infamous, Stone Age gesture… The wink. It truly makes me utterly concerned if he's got something in his eye.
Here are a few lure-him moves, not from the goddess of coquetry, to clue you in guys. If by any chance you (luckily) encounter these maneuvers, please make us happy and do not resist the urge to flirt back.
The 3-second gaze then look away move. May be accompanied with some lip biting and lash batting. Women fancy variety, y'know!
The rub my shoulder move. Some women prefer rubbing their neck, elbow, or arm as if they have a painful strain that needs some good massage. Notice the heavenly "sigh…" Don't drool just yet. Maybe she really has some stressed muscles and could not be flirting with you.
The legs crossed towards you gesture. No need to elaborate. Can you hear Kylie Minogue's "..body language" now?
The knee or arm touch. Your knee or arm, silly. Ohhh, there goes Kylie again.
The palm face up gesture. Don't hand her coins! It can be an invitation for you to grab her hand. Emphasis on hand. Don't be so smooth yet, mister.
The footsie in circles move. She wants you to check out her gorgeous legs. Or maybe then again, she has some stressed ankles. Darn.
And last but not the least…
The hair toss! If hair flies towards you, pricking your face with her split ends, maybe she's not interested. Just *cough maybe cough*
Aight you guys…These are just a few of the classic flirting techniques. I would have to charge you if you'd want to know some lure-him lines and a couple of tactics that could put you in a daze. This ain't the come-hither bible!
To all the lay-dehs…You all probably know that there are countless of flirting moves that you enjoy to play but the only timeless and sure fire move is simply…being yourself! Aye aye? *smiles coyly*
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