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Schoolgirl Bembang!: Michelle Almanzor
please tell us something about yourself -- complete name, nickname, college, age. michelle marie gomez almanzor...michelle or almonds! coz of my aLmOnD shaped eyes...hahaha naw, coz of my last name.. i'm from DLSU and i'm 19! Dude, you can answer these yourself! shadap! i'm asking for the curious readers out there. ok fine ok. what are you taking up? i'm double majoring in comunication arts and business management... sounds hard. having fun with your course? its pretty stressful, but i don't mind so much coz it is fun. what highschool did you go to? PAREF Woodrose... opus dei! haha! ooohhh... catholic school girl ka pala yup..all my life.
hey! you modelled with me in the la salle sophomore party! OH YEAH! see you CAN answer for me god damn... ya, it was an event for school held in racks do i have to say what we wore? go ahead. we had to wear jag outfits with knee high socks that cost 3000 bucks! what else? hmm.. all the girls had different themes and i was the sporty hip hop chick ok. do you know the meaning of "bembang"? it means, fuck right?! my tagalog is messed...sorry hahahaha! are you familiar with the site bembang.com? yup. how'd you find out about it? YOU! hahaha! my friend, kaken. she kinda organized this event in alabang and i went with her. i didn't really organize it. i just got 2 bands to play for the event anyway, i'll ask some personal questions... what age did you first have a boyfriend? ok fine....put whatever you want then! i was 17...hehe! i've only had ONE official boyfriend. what do you mean official? official meaning we had a title. you know... when the guy actually asks you and you say yes!!! anyway, nevermind...hehe labo.... anywho, are you currently involved with someone? nope..haven't found anyone yet what are your thoughts on female to female relationships? i'm not into those kinda things, but people are free to do whatever they want... so i respect whatever path they choose...hehe would you date desiree del valle? in case you don't know, she's the actress who got married in las vegas to this girl. she also dated abi's cousin. ya. i heard about it. actually, i saw it on tv! anyway, i wouldn't date her...not my type! ok. i guess you won't date her cause your not into girl to girl relationships. anywho, do you watch PORN? no i do not watch porn CUBBYHOLES...hahaha! were you there when most of the block watched it in carlos' house? ok FINE! but if i say yes, that'll seem like i watch it regularly!!! ya i was there... who is your dream boy? If you're talkin about, physically, jason momoa... he's the dude in baywatch hawaii!! i used to watch the show only for him. i'm into the buff surfer types! would you go out with a member of viva hot males? no...hahaha they're pangit okay.. here are more stupid questions. who is prettier sharon or kc? kc... jollibee or mcdo? mcdo! gotta love the fries! who do you think will win the elections (for president and vice)? hopefully gma and noli? ok. sana nga si gma. would you accept an offer to go into showbiz? why not? hahaha! moolah... what is your dream career? to have a business of my own...possibly having to do with fashion, food, or photography. then, i would make loads of money without having to do much!! actually, i would love to own my own tv station which local artists do you listen to? rivermaya, kapatid, urbandub! cool! indio i? hahahha! ok fine, indio i! hahaha. hiraya. holding hands!! hahaha! hahaha! where do you usually hang out? what kind of gimmicks do you like going to? i love going out at night to drink dance and listen to good music. however, i love to bum also. basta, as long as i'm around my friends, i'll be happy wherever i am! what else keeps you busy? hobbies... sports... i love to do yoga. anything that'll keep my body active.. hahaha. did that sound gross? hahaha! oooh... that will entice the readers i also surf from time to time... the beach is my best friend! If there is anything you would like to ask anyone, who and what would it be? i would ask God why he allowed the world, especially our country, to be so bembang'd up! hahahaha bembang'd? hahahaha! Where was your summer getaway for this year? Tell us something about it. i'm planning to go to bangkok on the 17th to SHOP! so far, my 'summer getaway' was in puerto galera!! i was supposed to be there for 3 days and two nights, but we felt bitin so we extended for one more day! we soaked in the sun, snorkeled, drank, and danced with the "amandas"..as my friend called it! amandas? it's funny yet stupid. "A MAN DUH" hehehe. aka the drags! that's dumb... how were you discovered by bembang? *sigh* YOU! i think they had no other choices..hehehe would you like to contribute an article to bembang.com in the future? if i were asked to, why not? what is your message to bembang.com? rock on! hahahaha. corny ok... how bout your message to me? hahahaha! i love you kaken! nyek! anyway, that's it! thank you ahmundz! hope you get a boy toy soon. hahahaha! good luck in school! stay cute. haha! nyekkk! haha! you too.. Interviewed by: Kathy Buenviaje Pictures taken by: Kathy Buenviaje  Recommend this article to a friend! Have a comment on this article? Send it
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anyway, have you ever modelled?
nope...